Grow or bust

Slow down? I will starve to death!

Based on a true story. A fat man walks into a clinic one day. “Good morning, mister, how can I help you today?” asks the doctor. “Hey doc, I have a problem,” the man says, not looking too happy. “I’ve been on a supersized diet for the last forty years. It used to make me strong and muscular, fitter than everyone else, but in the last twenty years or so I have grown so much, now I have difficulty getting around. “Everyone hates me because everywhere I go, I jam up the space. In trains, in buses, on the streets,…