Hey, look how easily I won this!

Serving up the WTA Championships in Singapore

Get ready your ear plugs — the WTA Championships is coming to Singapore! World-class shriek-fest, magnified and reverberated in decibel levels many times over in the echo chamber that is the Indoor Stadium, giant LED screens flashing instant cues to applause when an ace is served, and air-gun-toting ground crew shooting balls of free T-shirts into the spectator stands to the bang of disco music during intervals, all against the backdrop of top women’s tennis players slugging it out in a season-ending battle to see who can hit flatter and harder, hug the baseline longer, and double-fault less than the…