Dr Koh Poh Koon

Top colorectal surgeon will see us over faecal cliff: PM Lee

[Warning: This is pure satire] SINGAPORE: A by-election will be held for Punggol East Single Member Constituency (SMC). President Tony Tan Keng Yam issued a writ of election today setting Nomination Day for next Wednesday. Polling day would be on January 26. The single seat SMC has been vacant since Member of Parliament Michael Palmer resigned for crossing the age boundary in his party mandate as “auntie-killer”. Mr Palmer had “killed” a People’s Association sweet young thing instead. The surprise announcement came after Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong said he was still mulling over whether to call a by-election. Insiders…