Fancy this for a last meal?

End of winter, and the world. And zombies

Next time could someone please, as a matter of basic courtesy, inform me in advance if the end of the world is nigh? After all, I’m not one to catch up on my daily horoscopes, nor pay much attention to visits by celestial beings. So imagine my horror to read in the news today that Apocalypse will be upon us this Dec 21. What does that leave me — four days? Four days to sort out all my affairs and prepare for impending doom? Surely that cannot be sufficient. I would have sold all my belongings and gone travel the…